Wikileaks

Last night I think I needed a Wikileak, it really bothered me all night.
Should I have a Wikileak or not.
Got up this morning and went out and found a tree, had a Wikileak there thank goodness.
Well what do know I'm only a dog.

It's been a while

I can't believe it has been so long ago since I last posted, time has flown by and so much and so little has happened in that time.





So what has happened; well in September the BBC took over the whole of our street and made it into a film set for something called Upstairs, Downstairs, apparently a popular 70's tv series about people going up and down stairs, seems a bit simple to me. Whatever, the film will be shown on Boxing Day I think, whatever boxing day is.
Cool car isn't it!
I tried to get into the picture but they said I was too modern, humpf.

Anyway, look out for the program.

If you've read back issues of my Blog you'll know I am very keen on snow and a couple of weeks ago I thought we were going to get lots, it was very cold and frosty, the TV was saying that lots of the country was snowed in and were was ours? Nowhere, we had a small amount one morning and that was it, I checked every time I went out but no, nothing. I think somewhere else stole our share. I will have to get an investigation going, Dog Poirot or something, oh well what do I know I'm only a dog.

Tidy trees

Now normally I get upset because of the mess that is left around and I may have had a go at our council for various things

But now I have to say the council have been very good and trimmed all the unruly bushes and cleared the weeds from around the top park in our town so it looks so much better, though it was done in summer with little rain so there has been no new growth but hey hum.

One small problem, they have done an efficient job of it round the tennis courts so now players can retrieve their balls easily.

One of my great pleasures in the morning was to rummage around in the bushes and find all the abandoned tennis balls but now there are very few but luckily I have managed to save over....... lots and lots, forgot I can't count.

So should I be happy that the appearance of the area looks so much better or should I be annoyed I can't go ball hunting, oh well what would I know I'm only a dog

Invasion from another planet?

I've noticed something about some humans recently, I thought it was my imagination but have talked to my cousin Bo Obama and he says it's happening in America as well.

It's hard to be sure but we think there is a gradual take over of humans by a force from outer space, there is one big give away, the people who have been affected have wires coming from their ears down into their clothing where we guess there is some sort of controller through which they must be receiving their instructions.

These people also walk at a steady pace, looking only straight ahead and without smiling or acknowledging anybody or anything else.

Obviously I may be wrong about this and don't want to spread alarm but please look out at those passing you and see if there are wires present and if they are in a trance like state and let me know as I think this is quite widespread and soon the planet could be taken over.

But anyway what would I know, I'm only a dog.

You can tell Spring/Summer is here/coming

Ah, the sun is shining, there is the odd shower of rain and the weather is warming up. Leaves are appearing and thickening on trees, flower buds are bursting and colour from blossom is making the hedgerow look beautiful.

But the real way to tell Spring and Summer is the rubbish appearing in the parks. It's amazing, at first I thought what an earth could make paper, packaging and plastic bottles appear from nowhere then I realised it's those selfish students, for those reading this from a long way off we have a University in our area where supposedly intelligent people go to learn, sadly they haven't been taught manners or tidiness.

It's not as if there are no bins in the parks, you have to pass one which ever way you leave them, I know I check them for messages each day and leave my own.

Do they live like this at home? Don't they realise that it looks really bad and is dangerous to us dogs and lesser animals, do they care, obviously not. I barked at some the other day and they said things that even my master found upsetting. And they say that animals don't know how to behave.

Anyway what would I know I'm only a dog.

Too remiss to Twitter

I've just realised that I haven't posted since the great snows, well they were great to me!
Now the spring is here and the plants are getting greener I'm really enjoying playing ball.

I was contemplating doing one of those twitter things, you know, making little notes every few minutes so people would know what I was up to, I asked Bo Obama if he was going to do one but he says he isn't allowed because of security in case he gave some secrets away, but he thought perhaps I should do one. I put a lot of thought into it and I've decided that basically I'm too lazy to keep it up to date, well it has taken me ages to update this blog so how would I manage a Twitter.

Could you imagine how boring my Twitter would be anyway, it would go something like this.

Entry 1. Got up and had a good scratch and stretch

Entry 2. Master took me out for a quick splash and dash, chased 3 squirrels, visited 5 trees, 1 wall and a lamp post.

Entry 3. Had breakfast, Tuna and Boiled Egg, hmm boring.

Entry 4. Went to the park, chased balls, barked, came home.

Well wasn't that exciting? But on the positive side I could copy and paste the entries each day to keep it up to date, all I would need to change was the amount of squirrels, trees and such stuff.

So should I become a Twit or what? What would I know I'm only a dog!

Beware of giant cats

I went down to the park this morning for my normal walk and a quick play in the snow and you'll never guess what I saw, a giant cat, that's what sitting on one of the benches as bold as brass.





I had a small tantrum but it didn't move, it just sat there frozen to the spot next to this weird woman, fancy being out without a coat in this weather.

I guess I'd better stand guard and warn other unsuspecting dos to be careful in case the giant cat wakes up.

Well it might, what do I know I'm only a dog.

Snow Fun

I will put some pictures on my website soon.

Yes Snow!

Happy New year to you all, and there I was thinking it would never snow, and I mean snow, real snow and this morning we had some, not as bad as other places but plenty enough for me to have fun. My daft master didn't take his camera so I haven't got any pictures but there is time yet.

The Christmas lights improved quite dramatically after my last post in December when I complained there was a poor showing this year, it's very gratifying to think so many people take notice of my blog.

I was looking for Elephant tracks in the snow but couldn't find any nor can I see any squirrels, perhaps they all stay hidden in the snow, well what would I know, I'm only a dog.