Winkers

Loud bangs scare me a bit, this is because of an experience when I was a pupster, but that's between me and my doctor!

Because of banging I noticed that there are some little cars that go around town constantly making lots of boom bang boom noises so I thought I would pay some attention to them and I noticed several things.

The drivers must all be very poor because their windows are always open even in the coldest days and their radios are turned up loud creating the banging noises, surely they would pay for their windows and radios to be fixed, but maybe not because the way the cars shake with the noises I'd imagine it breaks the windows quickly.

There are quite a lot of these silly little cars around and they tend to meet up around the top of town, it must be social thing, there are usually lots of people in each car and they must all be disabled and unable to get out because they eat in the car and throw the rubbish out of the window even though they are close to a bin, must be sad for them being unable to walk properly.

They obviously get some thearapy for this problem because they put their cars very close together and smoke this strange smelling stuff which they share between cars, what ever it is, it doesn't help their sense of direction because they drive round and around the block very fast closely following each other, perhaps the one in front is trying to escape from the others, or maybe they are playing simple simon and trying to show how much they can make their wheel screech and the others have to follow, maybe that's to drown out the banging noises from inside the car.

I don't know, my master calls them winkers but I don't see why, perhaps I'm missing something, what do I know I'm only a dog

Sniffing 2 - Clothing

During my routine sniffing apart from the previously mentioned rubbish I find lots of other things. Most notably articles of human clothing, this time of the year a single glove is the most regular find.
I also found tee shirts, shirts, socks, sweatshirts, school hats but strangely ladies knickers, now I'm obviously not an expert on these items but some of them are skinny lace things and others bigger sensible knickers.
One thing I like doing when I find an article of clothing is to pick them up and carry them for a while, which is OK for most things but I always raise a smile when it is the knickers.
I've worked out how most of the items get left on the street but I'm not sure how the knickers get there, anyway what would I know I'm only a dog

Sniffing 1 - Litter

I Love Leamington Spa, it's a pretty town with nice buildings and very friendly people but there is a slightly dark side.

As you can well imagine I spend most of my time with my nose to the ground having a good sniff around to see which other dogs have been about leaving their marks so I notice a lot of stuff and it always amazes me what I find and all I can say is that some humans are quite disgusting.

Despite there being lots of bins, I know I mark them, people drop all sorts of litter especially food wrappers, bottles and cans. My master goes spare because I like to pick it up, especially the meaty stuff, and eating it gives me a bad tummy. Chicken bones are best because they send my master crazy trying to get them out of my mouth.

There is a pattern of food from the doors of the takeaways, first findings are chillis and pickles, don't like these much, then there is salad stuff like Tomatoes and Lettuce, OK but pretty tasteless, then the meat and bones, much better! Almost immediately after are the wrappings, worth a niff and a lick.

What is good are the people who park their cars up near the top of town and throw the rubbish out of their window, all the bits are together so as long as I don't grab chilli it's easy pickings.
Or in summer the people who have lunch sitting in the top park, they just get up and leave their rubbish even though they have to walk past a bin to get out of the park.

It surprises me that humans have so little respect for themselves and their environment, but what do I know I'm only a dog.