Saturday 7 May 2011

Another dream in the dream series - Parking charges

The scene of the dream, a fictitious council somewhere in middle England....again.
CJ; I've just had a great thought to make easy money, lets double the parking charges in town

Goffer; Surely doing that it will put people off coming to town?

CJ; Yes, great isn't it. We can claim it as a green initiative, less cars, less pollution

Goffer; Masterful CJ but that will mean less people in the shops

CJ; Thought of that one too, the shops won't need so many staff so saving on their overheads. They will love it

Goffer; Yes...... It might even force some of those pesky small shops to shut down.

CJ; Great! less money to pay out on services for them and we can save money getting rid of staff because we won't have to collect their rates.

Goffer; Er... We don't actually supply any services to businesses

CJ; Minor detail.

Goffer; If enough of the pesky businesses shut we can turn off the lights and save more money.

CJ; Now you're getting the hang of it

Don't know what happened next as I woke up, luckily it was only a dream, it wouldn't really happen, would it? How would I know I'm only a dog.

1 comment:

briarlow said...

Hi Chester

Have you had any dreams recently?

Love the Briarlow Gang