There I was lying on my chair minding my own business when suddenly there was my cousin Egor the Portuguese Water Dog on the TV pretending to be called Bo. He's aged a bit and changed his hair style since I last saw him but it is definitely Egor, you can tell by his cute smile.
Well I jumped up and thought how did he get there, then I saw he was with that nice Mr. Obama's family and realised that he was on a special undercover mission that was why he changed his name, he could have chosen something better that Bo but I suppose it does sound more American than Egor.
Anyway obviously he is now the most powerful dog in the world so I hope he uses his new found powers wisely, perhaps he could create a International Water Dog Day when we could exchange lots of cards and treats and stuff. Perhaps I'll ask him to send over a few Marines to sort out the local Winkers and Jobs Worth's we have around here, that if he hasn't grown too big for his fluff, I could always ask. Well what would I know, I'm only a dog
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